The highly popular Purbeck Footprints blog
has been nominated for a prestigious local award along with a less important
blog run by a group that I will call the Swanage Guardcoast, to hide their
identity.
At the weekend, at a secret location in the
Purbeck Footprints gallery just off Station Road in Swanage, plans were drawn
in order to keep up a certain standard and maintain gentlemanly conduct.
It was agreed that I would not guard the
coast and help save lives as they do and in return, the Swanage Guardcoast
would not post wildlife photographs.
To my utter horror, I find that our once
much loved coastguard have completely over stepped the mark and posted a
photograph of a snail!
I have to tell you that the gloves are now
well and truly off and I have had to retaliate in the harshest way possible.
Here is a photograph of me guarding the
coast
That'll show them!
2 comments:
That did make me laugh.
Just how wild are snails?
Caught on a bad day,they can be very wild, which is why you'll find us coastguards guarding the coast and keeping it free from snails.
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